{"id":170,"date":"2026-01-18T21:25:28","date_gmt":"2026-01-18T21:25:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/decodeur-anti-extreme.fr\/?p=170"},"modified":"2026-01-18T21:25:29","modified_gmt":"2026-01-18T21:25:29","slug":"rn-pro-business-vraiment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/decodeur-anti-extreme.fr\/en\/rn-pro-business-vraiment\/","title":{"rendered":"RN \u201cPro\u2011business, vraiment ?\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u201cPro\u2011business, vraiment ?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ou comment faire un grand \u00e9cart sans d\u00e9chirer le pantalon<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/a>Bienvenue dans l\u2019atelier de prestidigitation \u00e9conomique du RN.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aujourd\u2019hui, num\u00e9ro sp\u00e9cial : \u201cRegardez ma main droite, oubliez ma main gauche.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\ud83c\udfa9\" Acte 1 : Le RN enfile le costume pro\u2011business<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Devant les cam\u00e9ras :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 sourire sage,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 costume bleu nuit,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 mots doux pour les entreprises,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 promesse de stabilit\u00e9,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 clin d\u2019\u0153il aux investisseurs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On dirait presque un PowerPoint du MEDEF.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Presque.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\ud83e\udde8\" Acte 2 : Le programme \u00e9conomique sort du placard<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et l\u00e0, surprise :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 protectionnisme XXL,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 d\u00e9penses publiques qui gonflent comme un souffl\u00e9,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 priorit\u00e9 nationale qui ferait hurler n\u2019importe quel juriste,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 Europe vue comme un distributeur automatique qu\u2019on peut secouer sans payer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le tout emball\u00e9 dans un discours :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab Mais si, mais si, tout va bien se passer. \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\ud83e\ude84\" Acte 3 : Le tour de magie<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le RN esp\u00e8re que les patrons regarderont le discours,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

pendant que les \u00e9lecteurs regarderont le programme,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

et que personne ne regardera la contradiction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u2019est un peu comme vendre une voiture en disant :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab Elle roule tr\u00e8s vite, mais on n\u2019a pas encore d\u00e9cid\u00e9 si on mettait un moteur ou un hamster. \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\ud83e\udde0\" Acte 4 : Le D\u00e9codeur Moqueur intervient<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On recadre :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 Un discours pro\u2011business, c\u2019est joli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 Un programme anti\u2011comp\u00e9titivit\u00e9, c\u2019est moins joli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 Les deux ensemble, c\u2019est comme un g\u00e2teau au chocolat sans chocolat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c7a ne prend pas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\ud83c\udfad\" Acte 5 : Le final<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le RN veut \u00eatre pro\u2011business le matin,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

pro\u2011col\u00e8re le soir,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

et pro\u2011contradiction toute la journ\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mais en \u00e9conomie, les contorsions id\u00e9ologiques ne font rire que dans les cirques.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pas dans les bilans comptables.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

#PasDeBusinessSansCoh\u00e9rence<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 #PasDeProBusinessSansChiffres<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 #\u00c9conomiePasPropagande<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 #LeVernisNeFaitPasLeProgramme<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 #OnNeGouvernePasAvecDesSlogans<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 #LaR\u00e9alit\u00e9RattrapeToujours<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 #LeGrand\u00c9cartRN<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 #aimePasLesContradictions<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cPro\u2011business, vraiment ?\u201d Ou comment faire un grand \u00e9cart sans d\u00e9chirer le pantalon Bienvenue dans l\u2019atelier de prestidigitation \u00e9conomique du RN. Aujourd\u2019hui, num\u00e9ro sp\u00e9cial : \u201cRegardez ma main droite, oubliez ma main gauche.\u201d Acte 1 : Le RN enfile le costume pro\u2011business Devant les cam\u00e9ras : \u2022 sourire sage, \u2022 costume bleu nuit, \u2022 mots […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_gspb_post_css":"","_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"blocksy_meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/decodeur-anti-extreme.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/decodeur-anti-extreme.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/decodeur-anti-extreme.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/decodeur-anti-extreme.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/decodeur-anti-extreme.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=170"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/decodeur-anti-extreme.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":171,"href":"https:\/\/decodeur-anti-extreme.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions\/171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/decodeur-anti-extreme.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/decodeur-anti-extreme.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/decodeur-anti-extreme.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}